I'd like to thank my lord & savior for this beautiful gift. Also, can we note the missed opportunity to not call this a coochie candle?!
Also also, I'd love to join the Uber Eats marketing team. Could you imagine how that meeting went?
"Hey let's get people hungry to order food! OH I'VE GOT IT!!! Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle!!! Done & done."