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Noah Cyrus Hoping to Get Big Bucks for Her Tears

Noah Cyrus is crying all the way to the bank -- thanks to a new scheme to sell a vial of her tears for thousands of dollars.

Miley's little sister will promote her new Good Cry album with a collection of limited-edition merch, ranging from sweatshirts that say โ€œsry iโ€™m trash,โ€ โ€œNoah Cyrus sucksโ€ and โ€œsadness" to coffee mugs with unprintable slogans.

The most notable -- and expensive -- item is a $12,000 vial that claims to contain exactly 12 of Noah's tears. If you have the cash for that, you can use the tears any way you want, but a label that comes alongside says, โ€œHuman digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty, and it would just be super [bleeping] weird if you drank someone elseโ€™s tears.โ€ (New York Post)


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