Noah Cyrus is crying all the way to the bank -- thanks to a new scheme to sell a vial of her tears for thousands of dollars.
Miley's little sister will promote her new Good Cry album with a collection of limited-edition merch, ranging from sweatshirts that say โsry iโm trash,โ โNoah Cyrus sucksโ and โsadness" to coffee mugs with unprintable slogans.
The most notable -- and expensive -- item is a $12,000 vial that claims to contain exactly 12 of Noah's tears. If you have the cash for that, you can use the tears any way you want, but a label that comes alongside says, โHuman digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty, and it would just be super [bleeping] weird if you drank someone elseโs tears.โ (New York Post)